A joke received via text message many years ago!



An old but very wealthy Arab businessman in a London nightclub meets a stunning blonde and wishes her to be his 4th wife.



Arab : Marry Me and I give you what you want..



Blonde : I will marry you if you can meet my three demands!



Arab : OK! For you anything!



Blonde : £5million cash?



Arab : I give you £10million!



Blonde : Penthouse?



Arab : I can give you two!



Blonde : And finally, you MUST have a 15 inch penis?



Arab : Thinking...but after a minute's silence..OK..OK! For you darling, I CUT!!



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